In 1956 I bought Plastic Man #64 off the comic book spinner in a  local drugstore. It was the first time I'd seen the character or read superhero stories that looked like they belonged in Mad comic books. I didn't realize at the time that it would be the last issue of Plastic Man, not to mention it was all reprints (it hardly matters if you haven't seen the stories before).

The story I'm showing today was the lead in that last issue, with the title “The Expander Device” lettered into the splash panel. My post today is from Plastic Man #24 (1950), the story's first of three appearances (the other issue it was reprinted in was #44.) Plastic Man is one of my first true loves from Golden Age comics.  In my early years as a collector I bought, traded and stole borrowed what I could.

[Guest reviewer Greg Elias writes for Speed Force]

Last year, DC Comics kicked off their artist-centric series of Batman hardcover collections with Tales of the Batman: Gene Colan, Vol. 1. Featuring the early portion of his 1980s run on both Batman and Detective Comics, this volume is an extremely enjoyable and fan-friendly opening salvo to a series that caters to comic art lovers first.

The late Colan is best known for his work at Marvel Comics, including legendary runs on Daredevil and Tomb of Dracula. His time at DC in the 1980s produced the amazing Phantom Zone miniseries and a lengthy run on Batman’s twin titles. The majority of the stories in this first Tales of the Batman volume are written by Gerry Conway, with the last two scripted by Doug Moench. Since this book has a Colan-first focus, there are peripheral plot threads that are resolved in issues not collected in this book.

This applies most to the final story, which even includes a “Continued in Batman #363” note for the reader in the Table of Contents. Despite the story gaps, the main plotlines resolve nicely and any missing closure is more than acceptable given the book’s mission, to spotlight primarily Colan's art.

Colan’s shadowy style and horror background were a perfect fit for the Dark Knight. In a stroke of obvious genius, Conway incorporates supernatural elements and even Colan’s signature “vampiri” into the urban landscape of the Caped Crusader. Moench follows suit with the introduction of the villain Night-Slayer in the final issue.

The high point most certainly comes with “The Monster in the Mirror” from Batman #517, documenting Batman’s descent into vampirism. It is horrifyingly effective to see Batman truly scared, denying the existence of the mystic element as he succumbs. Colan brings a twisted, dark reality that is definitive Batman and has been reproduced countless times since. In addition to the vampire arc, Tales of the Batman also features some great done-in-one police stories and a brawl with Solomon Grundy.

Klaus Janson handles inks on half of the book, tying it visually to Batman collections such as Gothic, Death and the Maidens and, of course, The Dark Knight Returns. His inimitable style is a good fit for Colan, who is also joined here by Phantom Zone inker and frequent collaborator Tony DeZuniga. However, as with much of Janson’s work, the inking style overtakes some of the elements of the original pencils.

The reproduction is fantastic from start to finish. The non-Colan covers are present for the issues that are included, though there is a dearth of extra material.The book  is substantial at 283 pages covering fourteen issues, but looking at the remaining Colan Batman work makes you wonder why they didn’t up the page count and split his Bat-alogue down the middle. The paper stock is pretty thin so it does appear slight next to the follow-up volumes.

Tales of the Batman: Gene Colan, Vol. 1 is a well-executed debut for DC’s artist-and-character-focused line of hardcovers, which will also include Superman in 2013, with outings featuring Gil Kane and Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez. If you’re a fan of Bronze Age DC Comics, looking for a different flavor of Batman comics or just a fan of ageless comic book art and storytelling, this volume has an obvious place in your collection.

Includes Batman #340, 343-345 and 348-351 and Detective Comics #510, 512, 517, 528 and 529.

This is the seventh annual Pappy's Thanksgiving Turkey Award, given annually to the most oddball, weird, or otherwise unusual comic that sticks out in my mind. Since I make the rules my judgment of a winner is final.

I had a very hard time this year finding a story odd or even bad enough to deserve an award. There could be a reason. Perhaps I've tapped out the really bad stories (hard to imagine that) or maybe I'm just getting so jaded from reading hundreds of comic books of varying quality to choose postings for this blog that I don't know anymore what's oddball and what isn't.

Horrors. I might need a vacation away from comic books to revive my perspective.

Be that as it may, I've still got enough left to recognize a winner when I see it. The 2012 Award's salvation was stumbling onto this undated Australian comic from what looks like the late 1940s, Yarmak #20, a jungle hero by Stanley Pitt, his brother Reginald, and Franklin Ashley. As far as it goes, the artwork is fine — the late Stan Pitt was a very well-regarded artist on this side of the planet, also — and the story doesn't make a lot of sense but it's not hopeless. What distinguishes this comic, and gives it a coveted three out of four turkeys is the dialogue, which is precise and proper, and not at all fitting in the primitive setting. Even the animals speak proper English, fer cryin'-out-loud!

Soon as I read it I shouted to no one in particular, “WE HAVE A WINNER!” (Shouting to no one in particular is another sign a vacation may be necessary...)

You can click on the picture from last year's winner, and links posted there will take you back to the past awards. I have re-scanned and re-posted the earliest winners.

From Pappy's #1058, Thanksgiving 2012, “Andy’s Atomic Adventures”:

[Doug Glassman's special two-part "Trans-giving" Transformers review begins here.]

Though it’s technically a continuation from the main Transformers ongoing series, Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye is essentially the sequel to Last Stand of the Wreckers. They feature the same creative teams, the same approach to continuity, and the same combination of humor and horror. It’s important to note that while both series can be read on their own, More Than Meets The Eye comes before Robots In Disguise. This is made clear by the first story in this volume, “The Death of Optimus Prime.”

Initially published as a one-shot, “Death” summarizes the ending of the previous ongoing and sets up the new status quo. Optimus returns from one of his many temporary deaths to find a Cybertron in chaos. With the Decepticons defeated, the Autobots are facing a crisis over how to proceed. One group, led by Rodimus (formerly Hot Rod), still longs for adventure [from the Transformers movie, right? -- ed.]. They want to go off into space and find an ancient group of Autobots known as the Knights of Cybertron. The other faction, led by Bumblebee, wants to forge a new future on Cybertron’s burnt-out husk. Complicating this are the numerous non-combatant Cybertronians returning from exile.

The “death” in the title refers to how Prime solves this problem: he exiles himself, splitting the pieces of the Matrix of Leadership between Rodimus and Bumblebee. The King Solomon imagery of his solution is definitely intentional. He goes on to find a new future for himself under his old name of “Orion Pax.” This is a genius way to get Prime out of the way while leaving the door open for more adventures.

From here, the story follows Rodimus and his crew. More Than Meets The Eye has a massive ensemble cast made up of robots from all across the franchise. The lackadaisical Rodimus and super-serious Ultra Magnus are joined by Drift, a newcomer to the franchise who's somewhat unpopular among Transformers fans, but he's presented much better here by writer James Roberts as Rodimus’ assistant of sorts. There’s a wide array of scientists, including the cranky medic Ratchet, the studious Perceptor, the introspective Chromedome and the oddball weapons designer Brainstorm. An integral character -- and one of the very few not based on a toy -- is Rung, the psychiatrist for this crazy group of Transformers. He was initially created by Roberts for a non-canon Transformers novel, Eugenesis, but he was made canon in Last Stand of the Wreckers.

These are only some of the robots who are on the starship Lost Light before it apparently explodes, taking its occupants with it. They are instead flung across the universe by their advanced engines. As they travel, more characters get to shine, such as the annoying, business-minded Swerve. Two very notable minor characters are Cyclonus and Tailgate, both of whom are older than the Autobot/Decepticon conflict. While the former served Galvatron (who also isn’t a Decepticon in the IDW universe), the latter has been in stasis for six million years and decides to be a Decepticon, having no understanding of how evil they were. Cyclonus comes into conflict with Whirl, an ex-Wrecker who has gone berserk. The source of his madness is explained in a later volume, but for now, he’s a sarcastic death-seeker.

The sarcasm doesn’t end with Whirl. James Roberts is easily the funniest writer to ever pen a Transformers comic book, and he plays his characters off of each other beautifully. Every character has their own little quirk, like Ratchet’s old and malfunctioning hands, Drift’s overcompensation for his former Decepticon allegiance, and Swerve’s annoying need to be the first to make a smart remark. There’s a hysterical moment on every fourth page, such as Swerve assuring Rung that Whirl (who has just one optic sensor) is jealous of his eyebrows.

This is a tricky book for non-fans, much like Last Stand of the Wreckers was. Many of the references they make to other characters or places are homages to past adventures. Others, however, are things that Roberts made up, either as future plot points or to throw the reader off. The book likes to delve into the oddities of Transformer physiology, especially the idea of an alternate mode. It’s actually a very good point to bring up: since they’re not disguising themselves anymore, then why transform at all? Alternate modes are established to be incredibly important to Transformers. Their transformation cogs are internal organs, as important as their brain module and spark (a combination heart and soul).

There are two schools of Transformers artwork. The “American” school, influenced by the earlier artwork in the original series, is more concerned with making the robots look robotic, with blockier shapes and perfectly-thought-out alternate modes. Don Figueroa, the artist of Transformers: Stormbringer is one example. The “British” school owes more to Andy Wildman and Geoff Senior, the later artists, and they draw more cartoony figures who seem more like humans. Nick Roche and Alex Milne are both very much in the British school. Their characters have broad expressions, and the work overall seems more dynamic and animated. Mind you, neither school is better than the other. Roche and Milne are able to portray such a massive cast in an easy to follow way.

Like many IDW trades, Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye Vol. 1 contains some nice extras, including a variant cover referencing the cover of Justice League International #1. In tone, story and artwork, this trade feels a bit like JLI. It’s a fun read, but it’s only the start. The next volume, along with sister title Robots In Disguise, takes the Transformers franchise to incredible new places.

Doug serves up a second helping of "Trans-giving" ... next week!

Space Western was an interesting hybrid comic from Charlton, combining cowboys and spacemen. It didn't last long, so sales were probably low, but over the years the comic has formed a sort of cachet of coolness. It’s famous for being oddball.

John Belfi, an artist I'm used to seeing mainly as an inker, did both pencils and inks on the lead story, introducing us to Spurs Jackson, the cowboy-spaceman. Spurs packs a pair of plutonium guns that shoot miniature atom bombs!

This incredible story is a runner-up to tomorrow's special post, my annual Thanksgiving Turkey Award.

From Space Western #40 (1952):

At this time the Buck Rogers comic strip still had some sway over the public imagination. Ornate rocketships like these would be cool, but rockets don’t need to look cool. As my old design professor used to tell us, “form follows function.”

Hi friends Me Rahul Rajkot se. Aap logo ne meri pehali story Me aur Meri sexy mom Smita ko bahut pasand kiya aur muje mail bhi kiye uske liye thanks…
Jaise ki aap sabko pata he mene apni mom ke sath sex ka anand liya he aur abhi bhi ji bhar ke mom ki mast chudai karta hu. Lekin ab muje koi nai chut chahiye thi aur vo bhi koi experienced aur mature lady ki to sabse pehle meri nazar meri pyari mami par hi padi.
Meri mami ka name Madhuri he aur vo bhi Rajkot me hi rehati he. Mere mama ek bade businessman he aur bahut paisewale he, month me 10 se 15 din to business tour pe hi rehte he. Mera aksar mama ke ghar pe ana jana laga rehata he.
Mami ki age 38 saal he magar aaj bhi usne apne body ko maintain kiya he to sirf 30 ki lagti he. Uski height 5’3” he aur figure sayad 34-30-36 ka hoga. Aur rang to meri mom se bhi jyada gora he. Mami ko do ladke bhi he ek 10 saal ka aur dusra 15 saal ka. Aur meri nani bhi uske sath hi rehati he.
Mami muje pehle se hi pasand thi kyoki uski eyes Karisma Kapoor jaisi, Smile Madhu Bala jaisa, hoth Priyanka Chopra jaise aur Name to Madhuri tha hi. Ek dam heroine hi he vo bas style thoda desi he. Aur mere mama uske pas bakvas aur bhadde lagte he. Mami ne to mama se paiso ke liye hi shadi ki thi sayad.
Ab me sidha point pe aata hu ye tab ki bat he jab mere college me summer vacation tha to mom ne muje mama ke ghar koi kam se bheja. Me jab mama ke ghar pahucha to mama office gaye the aur dono ladke school. Ghar pe meri meri nani ne door khola aur mene mami ke bare me puchha to bataya ki vo sayad upar vale floor pe hogi tum ja ke dekhlo. Nani ki age jyada thi to vo sidhiya nahi chad sakti thi. Jab me upar gaya to koi dikhai nahi diya par thik se dekha to laga ki mami ke kamre ke bathroom se pani ki avaz aa rahi he sayad mami naha rahi thi.
Me jab kamre me gaya to dekha ki bathroom ka door khula hi tha, Mami ne sayad ye soch ke khula rakha hoga ki ghar pe sirf nani hi he to koi andar nahi ayega. Door ko khula dekh ke mere man me mami ko dekhne ka khyal aya socha ki isase badhiya moka fir nahi milega to mene dhire se door ke paas jake andar dekha to meri ankhe char ho gai.
Mami bathtub me leti hui naha rahi thi vo bhi puri nangi ho ke. Me to bas door ko thoda khol ke pichhe se dekhta hi reh gaya. Thodi der bad vo bathtub se bahar nikali aur shower ke niche nahane lagi. Mera lund to mami ko dekh k tight ho gaya. Kya mast gore gore boobs the aur pani me to chamak rahe the. Bas fir thodi der mami ko dekh k me bahar aagaya par bedroom ka door khula hi chhod diya aur dusre kamre me chala gaya.
Jab mami taiyar ho ke bahar aayi to muje dusre kamre me dekh ke puchh ne lagi ke me kab aya aur uske kamre me gaya tha k nahi? Sayad use sak hogaya tha ki mene use bathroom me dekh liya tha. Par mene na bola to vo niche chali gai aur jate huve mere khade lund pe nazar dalti gai vo bhi muskurate huve.
Jab me niche aya to mami jadu laga rahi thi niche juk kar. Uski saree ka pallu dhila tha aur lowcut blouse se cleavage dikh rahi thi. Sayad vo jan buj kar dikha rahi thi kyo ki ghar pe kamwali bai thi phir bhi khud jadu laga rahi thi. Me use ghur ghur ke dekh raha tha aur use bhi pata hi tha.
Phir me apana kam khatam kar ke ghar jane laga to mami muje main door tak chhodane ayee aur pyari si smile dete huve kaha ki Rahul kal fir se ghar pe ana agar free ho to thoda bate karenge me akeli bor ho jati hu. Ye sun kar to me chok gaya kyu ki mami muje khulla invitation de rahi thi. Fir me ghar aa gaya aur pure din bas mami ko hi yaad kar raha tha. Us din papa bhi ghar pe hi the to mummy bhi mere pas nahi ayee. Raat ko to mami ko yaad kar ke muth mari tab nind ayee.
Dusre din to me mast taiyar ho ke mama ke ghar ke samne thodi dur khada raha aur jaise hi mama ki car bahar nikli thodi der ke bad me andar gaya. Fir se nani ne hi door khola aur boli ke teri mami upar hi he aur tuje upar hi ane ko bola he.
Ye sun kar mere man me kuchh kuchh hone laga. Jab me upar gaya to dekha fir se bathroom ka door khula hi tha aur mami nangi ho ke naha rahi thi. Me fir se use dekhne laga door ke pichhe se par isbar mami ko pata chal gaya tha aur fir bhi bina kuchh bole bas apni javani ke nakhre dikha rahi thi.
Fir me dusre kamre me chala gaya aur mami taiyar ho ke bahar ayee vo bhi transparent saree me. Muje dusre kamre me dekh kar mami ne muje apne kamre me bulaya aur boli ke Rahul tum kya kar rahe the mere kamre me. To me ne darte huve kaha kuchh nahi mami bas apne upar bulaya tha to me aya tha par mene kuchh nahi dekha.
Ye sun kar mami hasne lagi aur boli juth mat bolo muje malum he tum muje nangi nahate deka raha tha aur kal bhi tune dekha tha. Kal tu mere kamre ka door close karna bhul gaya tha aur tere pent ki andar ki halchal bhi saf dikh rahi thi budhdhu.Ye sunkar muje sarm ane lagi par mami mere pas akar khadi ho ke boli ke Rahul muje pata he ki me tume achchhi lagti hu aur tum bhi muje pasand ho. Tumhare mama ko business se time hi nahi milata he. Me bahot akeli pad jati hu jab vo tour pe jate he kai dino tak. Ye bol kar mami ne mera hath pakad liya aur apni taraf khicha.
Me bina kuchh bole sab sun raha tha. Mami ki ankhe muje invite kar rahi thi fir to mujse bhi raha nahi gaya aur mami ko apni banho me le liya. Mami ke mulayam boobs meri chhati se dab gaye the aur me mami ke badan ki khushbhu lene laga tha.
Fir mene mami ko thoda dur kiya aur apne hoth mami ke hoth pe rakh kar kiss karne laga. Mami bhi pura sath dene lagi thi bina koi bat bole. Fir mene ek hath mami ke boobs par rakh aur use maslane laga blouse ke upar se hi. Kya mast soft boobs the mami ke.
Mera lund to ab pura tight ho gaya tha pura 8 inch ka lohe jaisa aur mami ke pet ke niche chhune laga tha to mami ne apne hath se mere lund ko pent ke upar se pakad liya aur sehalane lagi. Sayad mami mere lund ka size nap rahi thi aur man hi man khush ho rahi thi. Mene ab mami ki saree ka pallu hata diya aur boobs ko dabane laga pure josh ke sath ye soch kar ki aaj to mami ke sath chudai ho kar hi rahegi.
Lekin tabhi nani ne niche se avaz laga kar mami ko bulaya aur niche ane ko bola aur hamare rang me bhang pad gaya. Mami jaldi jaldi apni saree thik kar ke niche jane lagi aur me mayus ho gaya. Par jate jate mami mere gal pe kiss karti gai aur boli ke Rahul don’t worry age ka kam ab next time karenge aur haste huve chali gai.

Bad me mebhi apne lund ko thik karke niche gaya to mami aur nani bate kar rahe the to me dono ko bye bol ke ghar jane laga aur mami muje door tak chhodane ayee aur jate jate muje ankh mar ke flying kiss di. Fir thode din yuhi bit gaye mama ke ghar jane ka moka hi nahi mila. Mera vacation bhi khatam hone ko tha. Par ek din mama ka phone aya mummy ko me baju me khada sun raha tha sayad mere bare me dono bat kar rahe the. Last me mummy ne mama ko kaha use koi problem nahi he agar Rahul ko jana he to.
Fir mere puchh ne par mom ne bataya ki mama ko tour pe jana he aur tumhe uske chhote ladke ko hostel me admission karane jana he Maharashtra ke Panchgini me sayad 3 din hoge. To pehle to mene mana kar diya ki nahi mom me nahi jauga to mom boli ke beta mama ko bura lagega, use bhi business tour pe jana he to tumari mami aur uske ladke ke sath koi to chahiye na.
Mami ka nam sunkar to me khush ho gaya meri khushi ka thikana nahi tha us time. Fir mene mom ko yes bol diya. Mom ne kaha to thik he tu abhi jake mama se milake aja use aaj raat ko hi jana he.Fir to me jaldi se mama ke ghar pahuch gaya. Mama drawing room me hi bethe the aur muje dekh ke bole thanks Rahul tu razi hogaya jane ko fir usne muje sab samja diya kya karna he vaha jake. Aur ane jane ke ticket bhi diye. Jane ka to Plane me tha  usi din late night ka aur return ticket mera aur mami ka Rajdhani ke first class ka tha Mumbai se.
Fir mama upar apne room me chale gaye aur mami kitchen me kam rahi thi to me kitchen me gaya pani pine ke bahane to dekha ki mami bhi khush lag rahi thi aur muje dekh kar smile kar rahi thi kyo ki mami ka hi plan tha muje sath le jane ka. Mene dekha ki aaj mami kuchh alag lag rahi thi thik dekha to pata chala ki mami ne hair style bhi change karaya tha aur hath me Mehdi bhi lagai thi sayad thode din pehle hi lagai hogi.
Me apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur mami ko hug karne laga aur kiss bhi karli to mami boli ki bas kar Rahul kya kar raha he tere mama ghar pe hi he bas ab thoda wait kar kal se koi nahi hoga panchgini me chhotu ko hostel me chhod ke hum free ho jayenge bas fir tum aur me bas tab tak thoda sabra karo.
Aap logo ko malum hi hoga ki panchgini aur Mahabaleswar dono najdiki hill station he aur mama ne Mahabaleswar me hamare liye 5star hotel book kiya tha.Fir me ghar aagaya aur packing karne laga tab mom vaha ayee aur boli ke Rahul agar tere papa bhi tour pe gaye hote to me bhi tere sath chalti hamara honeymoon abhi baki he yaad he na? ye keh kar mujse lipat gai aur kiss karne lagi aur boli ke chal tere papa office par he tab tak meri pyas buja de fir to tu tin dino tak nahi hoga. Fir mene mom ko choda par mami ko yaad karke hi.
Raat ko khana kha ke me mama ke ghar chala gaya saman le kar aur me hi mama ko station chhod aya. Jate samay mama apna credit card muje dete gaye aur bole ke teri mami ko shopping kara dena aur thodi stylish bana ke vapas lana samje. Me khush ho gaya aur mama ko chhod ke ghar aa gaya.Hamari flight late night ki thi aur driver hame airport chhod gaya fir flight se hum log Pune pahuche aur vahase bus me Panchgini. Mami ne us time saree pehani thi lowcut blouse ke sath.
Fir hum Panchgini me hotel par pahuch gaye aur hotel me kamara le liya jo pehale se hi booked tha. Mama ne five stare hotel ka suite room book kiya tha. Kya sandar room tha bed to round shape me tha aur bathroom me bada bathtub bhi tha. Me ye sab dekh kar khus ho gaya. Tab tak karib subah ke 11 baj gaye the to hum sab fresh ho kar chhotu ke school gaye aur uska admission kara diya. Fir karib 2 baje hum free ho gaye.Chhotu ko dusre din hostel me shift hona tha to us din raat tak ham log bahar ghume aur shopping bhi ki. Mene mami ke liye do jeans aur Tshirts lee jo ekdam skin tight thi pehle to mami ne lene se mana kiya par mene jabrjasti karke kharid liya mami ke liye. Fir raat ko ham bahar hi khana kha ke tino room pe agaye. Aur thak bhi gaye the to so gaye. Chhotu sath tha us raat to kuchh karne ka koi chance bhi to nahi tha bas mami ko chori se ek kiss karke so gaya.
Dusre din me jaldi uth gaya aur sabko utha bhi diya aur jaldi taiyar ho ke hamne chhotu ko hostel me shift kar diya. Kareeb 10 baje tak to mene sab kam khatam kar diya tha fir chhotu ko chhod ke me apani pyaree mami ko leke ghumane nikal pada. Aur ha us din mami ne nai jeans aur Tshirt pehni thi kya mast maal lag rahi thi vo. Jeans me mami ke kullahe round shape me kayamat dha rahe the muj par to.
Mene ghumane ke liye activa scooter kiraye pe le liya tha aur ek plan bhi banaya tha. Pura din me aur mami ghumate rahe hamne kai point ko visit kiya. Pure raste mami scooter pe mujse chipak kar hi bethi thi meri kamar me apne hath dal ke aur boobs ko meri pith pe chipaka ke.
Jab bhi moka milta me aur mami kiss kar lete. Ek jaga to koi nahi tha to me to mami ke upar chadh hi gaya tha aur kiss karte karte usake boobs ko bhi dabane laga. Mami ne badi muskil se muje dur kiya aur boli are Rahul bas bhi kar aj raat tak to wait kar. Fir mene apne aap ko sambhala aur mami se kaha mami aaj raat ko hamari suhagraat banado aap mujse sadi karlo please.Ye sun kar mami hasne lagi aur boli ke tu pagal ho gaya he muje dekh kar. Sadi ki kya jarurat he mera sab kuchh ab tumara hi to he. Par me nahi mana to mami ne kaha thik he par kisi ko ye bat pata na chale bas. Ye sunkar me khush ho gaya aur mene kaha thik he ham yaha mandir me hi sadi kar lete he pehle hotel ja kar aap change kar ke saree pehan lo aur mehandi to aap ne lagai hi he.
Mami bhi ye sun kar raji ho gayee aur ham hotel chale gaye tab tak karib sam ke 5 baj gaye the fir mami room me gai aur saree pehan kar ayee me niche hi khada tha. Mami mast lag rahe thi pink color ki saree vo bhi transparent aur hath me mehndi. Niche hotel me maine room service boy ko 1000 rupiye diye aur bola ki mera room fulo se saja dena aur thodi candles bhi lana. Baki paise tu rakh lena to vo bhi khus ho gaya aur bola thik he sir.
Fir me mami ko mandir le gaya jaha pujari ko bol ke mene mami se sadi ki. Mene mami ki mang me sindur bhara aur ek dusare ko fulo ka har bhi pehnaya fir mami ne juk kar mere pair chhuye. Aur us time bhi mane uski cleavage dekhi aur me madhosh hone laga tha.
Fir ham vaha se apne hotel aye aur hum niche restaurant me hi khana kha ke room ki aur nikal pade. Raste me mene condom ka bada packet bhi le liya tha. Fir mene mami ko room ke bahar hi khada rakh aur kaha aap thodi der ke baad andar ana surprise he aap ke liye to mami ne kaha thik he fir me andar gaya to dekha ki room ko puri tarah fulo se saja diya tha meri suhagraat ke liye aur candles bhi rakhi thi to mene candles ko jala diya aur har kone me rakh diya fir light ko off kar diya. Room me ab fulo ki khushbu aur candles ki roshni se romantic atmosphere create ho gaya tha.
Ab me bahar gaya aur mami ko bola apni ankhe bandh kar lo aur andar chalo to mami ankhe bandh kar ke andar ayee aur jab mere kehane par ankhe kholi to room ko dekh kar chonk gai usaki khushi ka thikana nahi tha vo uchhal kar mujse lipat gai aur boli Rahul tune muje khush kar diya aaj to, aisa room to meri pehali first night pe bhi nahi tha. Ye bol kar vo muje lipkiss karne lagi aur mene bhi mami ko bahome le liya aur kiss karne laga.
Fir me mami ko utha kar fulo se saje bed pe le gaya aur kiss karte karte hi uski saree bhi nikal di ab mami sirf blouse aur petikot me hi thi aur candles ki roshni me uski madak ankhe chamak rahi thi.
Me dhire dhire mami ke blouse ke hook khol raha tha aur kiss bhi kiye ja raha tha aur mami bhi mere kapde nikal ne me juti thi. Thodi der me mami sirf bra aur penti me aur me sirf underwear me tha. Mami ke boobs bra se bahar ane ke liye uchhal rahe the aur mera lund pura 8 inch ka sakht ho kar machal raha tha.
Mene jat se mami ki bra ko nikal diya to vo sarma kar mujse chipak gai. Mene aaj pehli bar mami ke boobs ko najdik se dekha tha kya gore gore boobs the aur unpar gulabi color ki nipples karib 1 inch lambi hogi. Me to mami ki nipples ko muh me lekar bari bari chusne laga aur sath hi mami ki penti bhi nikal di aur mami ne meri underwear.
Ab ham dono pure nivastra ho gaye the mami ne mera lund hath me liya aur muje dur karke use dekhne lagi aur khush ho kar boli Rahul tera lund to kitana bada he aaj to me ise nahi chhodugi. Ye keh kar usne mera lund muh me le liya aur chusne lagi.
Vo bahut tezi se mera lund chus rahi thi aur mere muh se ah nikal rahi thi fir mene mami se kaha mami muje bhi to tumari chut chakhne do to vo mere upar agyee ab ham 69 ki position me the. Mami ki chut dekhkar me pagal ho gaya ekdam fuli huvi aur gulabi chut thi mami ki. Aur bal bhi nahi the clean shave thi.Me mami ki chut me jeebh ko dalkar use chatane laga aur uska pani peene laga bada maza aa raha tha kasam se. Aaj kai dino bad moka mila tha to karib 15 min tak ham 69 me the aur fir pehle mami jad gai aur bad me mera pani bhi nikal gaya jo mami pee gayee.

Fir mami mere pass ayee aur boli Rahul aaj me bahut khus hu. Aj muje vo pyar mila he jo tere mama ke pass kabhi nahi mila ye keh kar vo mujse lipat gai. Mene bhi mami ko banho me liya aur kaha mami me bhi aap ko hamesha khush rakhunga. Aur me use fir se kiss karne laga aur ek hath se mami ki chut ko sehlane laga.Jab mene mami ki chut ke dane ko chhed diya to vo uchhal padi aur pagalo ki jaise muje daboch kar kiss karne lagi. Thodi der me fir se ham dono taiyar ho chuke the to mami ne kaha Rahul ab aur na tarsa ab jaldi se muje chodo jaldi apna lund meri chut me dalo aur meri aag ko shant karo.
To mene bhi mami se kaha ki aag to mere andar bhi lagi he aaj apki chut me dubki laga kar hi shant hogi ye aag. Agar us din nani bich me na ayee hoti to tabhi hamari aag shant ho jati.Ye keh kar me mami ke upar agya aur uske dono pairo ke bichme beth kar apna lund mami ki chut part ferane laga. Mami ki gili chut se mera bhi gila hogaya tha. Mami ki sanse tez chal rahi thi uske boobs upar niche ho rahe the aur chut lab laba rahi thi.
Fir mene apna lund mami ki chut ke hole pe rakha aur mami se kaha mami taiyar ho jao ye kehakar mene pehala jatka mara to mera 2 inch lund mami ki chut me chala gaya aur mami ne muje apne upar khich liya aur uske muh se chikh nikal gai. Oh Rahul margaiiiiiiiii reeeee…. Mar dala tune to kitna bada lund he tera lund kehkar muje baho me jakad liya.
Fir mene lund thoda bahar nikala aur dusra jatka diya to mera lund lagbhag pura andar chala gaya aur mami ki aah nikal gai aur chilla padi uuuuiiiiiiiiiii reeeeeeee Rahulllll marrrrrrrrdaallllllla reeeeeee meriiiiii chut fat gaiiiiiiiiii to mene apne lips mami ke lips par rakh diye aur kiss karne laga. Thodi der aise hi bina hile kiss karta raha aur mami bhi thodi sant ho kar sath de rahi thi to mene dhire dhire lund ko mami ki chut me andar bahar karne laga.
Mami bhi ab puri tarah se masti me ane lagi thi aur madhosh hokar mera sath dene lagi thi. Thodi der me upar se dhakke marta to thodi der mami niche se kamar utha utha ke muje sath deti. Ab me puri tarah se mami ki jawani ka anand le raha tha aur mere muh se bhi ahe nikal ne lagi thi aur bol raha tha Madhu darling I love you…. Oh my Madhu aaj me tuje puri tarah se apna bana lunga…. Aaj hamare bich koi nahi aa sakta.Me Madhuri mami ko ab Madhu bol ne laga tu keh kar pukar ne laga tha kyo ki ab vo meri patni ban chuki thi.
Me mami ko chodta ja raha tha aur kabhi uske boobs ko chusta to kabhi lips ko chumta. Karib 15 min tak me mami ko aise chodta raha fir mene mami ko kaha chalo position change karte he tu ghodi ban ja me pichhe se lode ko teri chut me dalta hu. To mami razi ho gayee aur ghodi ban kar mere age aa gayee.
Mene thoda thuk apne lund pe lagaya aur pichhe se meri madhu ki chut me lode ko pel diya fir thodi der tej dhakke marne laga aur uske upar juk kar ek hath se mami ke boobs ko bhi dabane laga…… kya maja aa raha tha sach. Mami ko is position me thoda dard ho raha tha to mene dhire dhire apna lund bahar nikale bina mami ko pet ke bal par hi bed par leta diya aur khud uske upar let gaya. Fir me dhire dhire mami ki chut me lund se dhakke marne laga. Is position me mera lund pura andar nahi ja raha tha to mami ko dard nahi ho raha tha aur maje lene lagi. Mene apne dono hath ko age le ja ke boobs ko daboch liya aur sehalane laga. Mami ne fir apna sar uthaya aur muh side me kiya aur mene niche juka kar mami ke lips ko apne lips se jakad liya.
Ab mera lund mami ki chut me, hath mami ke boobs par aur lips mami ke lips par…. Kya position thi vo…. Bas hum dono chodte hi ja rahe the ek bar dono pehle hi jad gaye the to koi rukne ka nam nahi le raha tha.
Karib aur 15 min tak mene meri madhu darling ko is tarah jannat ki sair karai aur fir madhu ko sidha kar ke uske dono pairo ke bich me main beth gaya aur uski tango ko utha kar apne kandhe par rakh diya aur lund pe pehle condom pehan liya aur fir chut ke hole pe rakha aur ek hi dhakke me andar dal diya mera lund pura andar chala gaya.
Mene fir dhakke marna chalu kiya. Mami ki sanse tej horahi thi vo chilla rahi thi Rahul aur chod muje fad de meri chut…. Aj se ye chut teri gulam he aur me teri dasi… mar dhakke meri chut me aur mar…. mami ab pure josh me agai thi aur me bhi bina ruke bas chod raha tha use….
Fir mene thode dhakke itani teji se mare ke mami ki ankh se ansu nikal gaye aur chut se pani….. vo jad gai thi ab to sant hone lagi aur 5 min ke bad me bhi jad gaya….Dono ki sanse tej chal rahi thi… Mahabaleswar ki thandi me dono ko pasina aagaya tha… me mami ke boobs pe sar rakh ke hi so gaya. Mami ki tej dhadakan muje sunai de rahi rathi. Dono thak ke chur ho gaye the to karib ek ghante tak ham aise hi so gaye the. Mera lund abhi bhi mami ki chut me hi tha.
Fir ek ghante ke bad mami ne muje uthaya aur boli chalo ab to lund bahar nikalo to mene lund ko bahar nikal aur dekha ki condom mere virya se bhar gaya he. Fir ham dono bathroom me saf hone ke liye gaye.Thand bahot thi to nahaye nahi aur vapas bed par aagaye aur lipat kar so gaye bina kapde pehne ek hi blanket me. Candle bhi ab buj gait hi aur mami ki chut ki aag bhi sant ho gai thi. Raat ke karib 3 baj gaye the to ham so gaye kui ki abhi ek aur raat baki thi hamare honeymoon ki.
Subah jab ankh khuli to 10 baj gaye the khidaki se suraj ki roshni andar aarahi thi to thand kam lag rahi thi. Mami abhi bhi so rahi thi to me bathroom me gaya aur bathtub ko garam pani se bhar diya aur pani ke upar gulab ki pankhudiya bikher di.

Fir me bed par vapas aagya aur blanket me ghus gaya mami se lipat gaya aur use jagaya. Mami ne ankhe kholi aur muje banho me lekar ek mast kiss di. Mene mami se kaha chalo mami darling tum naha lo aur fir ghumne chalate he to mami ne kaha thik he mere swami jaisi apki agna.
Fir mami nahane ke liye bathroom me gai aur door bandh kar liya me bahar door ke paas khada raha. Mami ne andar jake ek hi min me door khol diya aur boli Rahul tu bada badmash he tune puri taiyari pehle hi kar li he. Aur muje khich kar bathroom me le gai. Bas fir kya tha bathtub ke garm pani ke andar mene aur  mami ne adhe ghante tak chudai ki aur masti bhi.
Fir ham taiyar ho gaye aur room me hi nasta kar liya. Mami ne red saree pehni thi jisme vo bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi mera lund fir se machalne laga tha Mami ko dekh kar to mene ghumne ka plan cancle kar diya aur mami ko bola ki mami aisa moka fir nahi milega aaj room me hi rehte he to mami hans padi aur boli thik he mere nanhe patidev keh kar mujse lipat gai.
Aur ham vapas bed par aagye aur sam tak room me hi rahe karib 5 baje tak. Mene mami ko tin bar choda tha tab tak. Fir mami ne kaha Rahul bas chalo ab chhotu ko ek bar mil lete he kyu ki hame subah nikal na he vapas jane ke liye.
To ham chhotu ko hostel par mil ke thodi shopping kar ke vapas raat ko hotel par aagaya aur khana kha ke room me chale gaye tab tak raat ke 10 baj gaye the. Ye hamare honeymoon ki last night thi aur subah 7 baje ki bas thi Mumbai ki aur vaha se Rajkot tak train.
Us raat ko ham ne bahot masti ki puri raat chodte rahe thodi der bhi nahi soye the hamare honeymoon ka pura anand utha liya hamne. Condom ka pura packet khali kar diya tab tak chodte rahe dono. Fir subah ke 5 baje to mami ne kaha chalo bas karo aur jane ki taiyari karo.

Fir ham taiyar ho kar hotel se nikal gaye aue bus me Mumbai aagaye. Mumbai se raat ko 9 baje train thi to saman clock room me rakh ke ham sopping karne nikal gaye aur raat ko 8 baje railway station aagaye.Jab train ayee to andar baith gaye Rajdhani ke firstclass ka ticket tha to compartment bahot mast tha. Hamara do logo ka privet cabin tha. Ye dekh kar me to khush ho gaya aur mami ne mere chehare ki khusi padh li thi. Vo hasne lagi aur boli Rahul yaha par suru mat hojana. To mene kaha thik he darling.
Par jaise hi train Mumbai ki bheed se bahar nikali to mene cabin ka door and window bandh kar diya aur light off kar di aur Mami ke pas agya. Mami ko banho me le kar uase chumne laga. Mami mana kar rahi thi par me nahi mana aur mami ko nanga kar diya aur khud bhi nanga ho gaya.
Mami thik se sath nahi de rahi thi to mene mami ki chut ke dane ko sehalaya fir kyat ha mami bhi jos me aagayee aur pura sath dene lagi. Hamne train me do bar chudai ki. Condom khatam hogaye the hotel par hi to mene apna virya mami ki chut me nahi nikala tha par fir bhi mene mami se kaha ki ghar pahuch ke ek bar ipill le lena agar bachcha reh gaya to muskil ho jayegi.Ye sun kar mami hasne lagi aur boli thik he mere raja. Aur subah ghar pahoch gaye, driver car leke hame lene aya tha to mami ko usake ghar chhod ke me apne ghar agya. Mera pehala honeymoon pura ho gaya tha aur mami ko chodne ka sapna bhi.
To yaro kaisi lagi meri aur Madhuri mami ke honeymoon ki ye kahani. Sayad apka lund khada ho gaya hoga to bathroom me jake muth mar lo…. Muje aap log reply karna mere mail id par… ok?

The DC Comics New 52 book Voodoo: What Lies Beneath is an interesting read headed by an uncomfortable prologue. Voodoo and Grifter are essentially two sides of the same New 52 storyline, but whereas Grifter Cole Cash is a slick con man, Voodoo Priscilla Kitaen is a stripper. To writer Ron Marz's credit, Voodoo's activities strongly reflect the themes of the book, and Voodoo's stripping was an aspect of the character from her creation ten years ago in WildCATS under the Wildstorm imprint. Like Grifter, Voodoo is a conspiracy-laden action comic, such that the latter issues are fairly enjoyable, but the first issue makes it hard to embrace the series entirely.

[Review contains spoilers]

One could (and many have) write a detailed review solely on the first chapter of Voodoo: What Lies Beneath. Voodoo, a covert human/alien hybrid spy for the alien Daemonites, reads minds through close contact; she performs two stripping routines for a male FBI agent who's been following her, and then kills him when she sees images of alien autopsies in his mind. Meanwhile, the agent's female partner beats up a gang of men who try to assault her.

Voodoo's stripping routines are somewhat graphic, the kind of thing that would raise more eyebrows in mixed company than an average Superman page. It's hard not to see the stripping scenes as objectifying Voodoo or pandering to an audience that might objectify women. This would seem to be in dialogue with Voodoo's revenge at the end or Agent Fallon beating up the group of men -- men who are overeager to see Voodoo strip, i.e. the very denominator the Voodoo comic panders to. In essence, Voodoo attempts to titillate and then shames its audience for any titillation it may have caused.

This is a strange sort of shaming, however. Artist Sami Basri is good at toeing the line between attractive but not-too-sexually-gratuitous women, most recently on DC's Power Girl series, and to have Basri draw sexual situations and then wag a finger at the reader for looking at them smacks of hypocrisy; the comic ignores its own role in presenting the sexual situations in the first place.

As well, Fallon's fight with the men has no story relevance; it's all message, making its inclusion feel clumsy. If Voodoo spoke more strongly on one side or the other -- if it did not objectify Voodoo and advocated empowerment, like Duane Swierczynski's Birds of Prey, or even if it did objectify Voodoo unapologetically as part of its story, as Judd Winick's Catwoman does -- then the first issue could be lauded for having something to say. Instead, the first issue of Voodoo does seem sexually gratuitous, and then silly for trying to lay the blame elsewhere.

This can't be laid solely at the feet of Marz, given that Voodoo's occupation has historical precedence. In fact, Marz perhaps uses Voodoo's occupation better than it has been before, since Voodoo's job (which was incidental in her Wildstorm appearances) is now meant to provide the hybrid greater insight into men, Earth, and Earth's heroes (though perhaps a government job would've been more direct). Stripping ties into the book's overall themes of identity, as even Voodoo's bare exterior hides her true interior (and as she finds, Voodoo isn't even who she herself thinks she is).

The greater difficulty is that after the first issue, Voodoo abandons stripping entirely, and by the end could just as easily have been an insurance salesman as a stripper. If the first chapter of Voodoo were uncomfortable to read but influenced the rest of the book, as in Judd Winick's aforementioned Catwoman: The Game, this would be one thing -- there's nothing wrong with comics being edgy when done well -- but in the end Voodoo doesn't make anything of the controversy it creates.

This is unfortunate because the latter parts of What Lies Beneath are, like Grifter: Most Wanted, rather engaging. Whereas Grifter represents the human side of the hybrids (experimented on against his will and working against the Daemonites), Voodoo represents the Daemonite side, a loyal soldier struggling to understand humanity. Voodoo comes to find the Daemonite plan isn't what she thought and that she's not so accepted by the Daemonites as she believed, leading to her inevitable turn against her masters. Marz creates a sympathetic character in Voodoo when she begins to fall in love with Agent Fallon, and the twist where Voodoo is attacked by a fellow Daemonite in the fifth issue, by writer Josh Williamson, was especially surprising.

Indeed Williamson replaces Marz in the last two issues (and Williamson's Voodoo is itself cancelled after the next volume). Williamson succeeds in that there's no great shift in tone between the two writers, though Voodoo is on a buried spaceship in one issue and the ship is in space in the next. More controversial is that Williamson suggests "our" Voodoo is a clone and that the "real" Voodoo has been a government prisoner this entire time. Should Williamson switch protagonists, as it were, in the next volume, thereby burying Voodoo's time as a stripper for good, this will mark a strange end to an equally strange direction for this title.

The spy-conspiracy aesthetic of the Daemonite storyline running through the DC New 52 offers much to recommend, but with Voodoo cancelled and recently Grifter, too, it remains to be seen whether another title will pick up the Daemonite plot or if it'll be forgotten. That may largely factor into whether some readers will pick up Voodoo: What Lies Beneath or not -- it's either the rough start of a title with major reach in the New 52 DC Universe, or a footnote in the launch of the New 52 that never came to fruition.

[Includes original covers plus one unused cover and sketchbook section by Sami Basri]

Later this week, Doug Glassman's Transformers "Trans-giving" and a review of Tales of the Batman: Gene Colan by guest reviewer Greg Elias. Next week, I'm back with a review of the New 52 Green Lantern Corps: Fearsome.